My Dog
Posted by Carla Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:09:17 GMT
So I realize Shi tzus are not as intelligent as Labradoodles and I am ok with that. Doug refuses to see Molly as "our dog" it is my dog and that is that. I am almost ok with that because Kozmo was "Doug's dog" no doubt about it. The thing I think that worries me the most is that I hope Molly is not "Mine" because Doug does not like Molly very much. Kozmo was Doug's because of that very reason (reversed) and everyone knew it.
I think Molly is a bit of an airhead, but in a cute way. I don't think Doug does the airhead thing so that may be a reason as well. This is how I imagine Molly is thinking right now......"Oh, my ear itches (scratch scratch scratch) HEY what is that thing touching my ear?!?! A Foot! What does it think it's doing (chew chew chew) oh there is that fluffy tail again, it is always right there mocking me but I am going to catch it, yep, going to catch it, little faster, little faster, I am going to catch it this time almost there.... ouch! guess that door jam got in the way and that tail got away again, Where is mom? Must always be close to her.... there she is! Hmmmmm ohhhhh there is a crayon YUM (crunch crunch crunch) Look at that back foot, just being there makes me want to bite it but what's that??? oh the tail is back (chase chase) Ouch! chair leg...... (chase chase chase chase chase chase chase chase) whoooo there, feeling a bit light headed, better sit down......Where is mom? oh I think I see a pencil, my next favorite chew toy right up there with crayons, but I think I see two (staggering over to the pencil) (crunch crunch) ok all that chewing makes me need to poop, gonna head out for the basement, my favorite pooping grounds, gotta check where mom is before I head out, must be close to mom, maybe I can hurry, ohhhh there is that tail again (chase chase chase chase) OH YES I caught it! Yum! (Chew chew chew) now what was I doing again?
